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    Chiste del Mes de "Marzo 2006"

    Dos horas de Sexo

     

    En una encuesta del CIS sobre el comportamiento sexual de los españoles, Maruja ha sido seleccionada para la muestra. Encantada, le cuenta al encuestador como suele pasar ella el día: -"Me levanto a las siete de la mañana, y  dos horitas de sexo no me las quita nadie. Después de  preparar el desayuno y llevar a los niños al colegio, dos horitas de sexo no me las quita nadie. A media mañana empiezo a preparar la comida, y dos horitas de sexo no me las quita nadie. Después de comer, veo el culebron, y dos horitas de sexo no me las quita nadie. Preparo la cena, hablo con la familia, cenamos y después, dos horitas de sexo no me las quita nadie..." -"Pero oiga, señora ¿A que se refiere usted con eso de dos horitas de sexo?". –“Pues... A TODO LO QUE ME JODE: Barrer, fregar, planchar, lavar los platos, hacer la colada..."

     

     


    Enviado por: María.

    El 11 de marzo de 2006

    Abril 2006

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